I'm a senior -- now, then and always
No problem! I'll just present this letter next time there is an opportunity for a senior discount.
But the fun doesn't end there. Another group out there wants to call me a senior as well. They just went about it differently.
Hope you can read that. I've circled the date so you know it was sent to me AFTER I got this:
Oh well. I suppose it can't be all bad for them to keep sending me encouraging letters telling me that I'm so close to graduations, and to give it one more shot. But no. I already tried to call them up to tell them to stop wasting my tax money on letters telling me I'm still a senior. No luck yet.
Cheers! I'm a senior!