Vutures on the prowl

If I wasn't so maddened, I'd be yawning.

The media has the audacity to make themselves the story in the race to see who can behead Cheney first. Now these bloodsucking vermin are appalled they won't get the chance to "interview" (read: interrogate) the Vice President of the United States. A fool's fool knows they look stupid for what they are saying. So the question remains, how far below foolishness (i.e. status quo) do they intend to stoop.

The very idea that Fox News (the top rated cable network in the world) should be the only one granted an interview, is just absurd according to the rest of the objective, mainstream (read: partisan, green with envy) media. It won't do congressional Democrats any good to chime in either--but don't tell that to Sen. Frank Lautenberg, D-N.J

Now that he feels forced to talk, he wants to restrict the discussion to a friendly news outlet, guaranteeing no hard questions from the press corps.

You've probably already heard the "Bonnie interviewing Clyde" jab from CNN commentator Jack Cafferty. Read it here in the SF Chronicle.

Press Ethics class in an hour--I think I'm looking forward to it.